Oh my goodness! No, I am not using one sock and putting it on opposite feet and doing a bunch of photoshop magic!
These are photos of both my feet at the same moment and space! Encased in funky socks!
They match, but they don’t… this is going to drive people INSANE! tee hee.
Oh supreme goddess of the sock… do you get bonus points for the first adult pair of socks knit? 
Cleaning my kitchen.
Rummaging in the basement for some more outdoor toys that I assume are down there.
Finishing off the sock monkey hat for the paying student! Woot!
Cleaning the disaster zone that is my backyard! Holy heck… it is GROSS after the windstorm and winter and dog….
The Excuses
I don’t want to clean up the kitchen. I’m always cleaning up the kitchen. bah
They don’t care about the outdoor toys yet. Running and riding on ice free sidewalks is AWESOME enough.
I only have the embroidery left to do… and the kid doesn’t get it until I get money.
Ummmm well, it is gross!
Instead I’m curled up next to a snoozing midsized boy with my second sock. This is what I call a ‘lets avoid turning the heel’ moment. Seeing as I won’t be able to get to Knit night tonight… I don’t even have any moral support to get me through it!
Next week. Next week I shall WEAR the socks…. maybe.
What? I didn’ t show you all the finished sock?!
With wee little sticks and thin yarn.
Swatch? measure?
what are those things….
runs and hides.
Again…. as with the first attempt.
Too big.
I know that I shouldn’t logistically fit in to a ‘regular person’ sock pattern. Today though… I’m thinking I should have stuck to the pattern and just given them away if they didn’t fit.
ugh.
